How to Make a Homemade Bubbler Pipe Out of a Pineapple

Maybe there’s a reason SpongeBob was always so cheerful–his pineapple house also makes a fantastic homemade bong.

To recreate the magic of Bikini Bottom, cut off the top of your pineapple and hollow out the center. Next, cut a hole down the side at an angle, filling it with a spare downstem and bowl from another bong before filling the pineapple with water. Inhale, and reflect on how Squidward had it all wrong.

Step 1: Cut the top off your pineapple (but don’t discard it – you’ll need the top later). 

Step 2: Hollow out the center of your pineapple. 

Step 3: Cut a hole at an angle in the side of your pineapple (a little less than halfway between the pineapple’s top and bottom). 

Step 4: Place a spare bowl/stem from another bong in the hole you poked in the pineapple’s side. 

Step 5: Fill your pineapple with water. 

Step 6: Poke a hole in the pineapple top from which you’ll inhale and place the top back on the pineapple. 

Step 7: Load your bowl and smoke. 

hands holding a DIY pineapple bong with cannabis flower

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