How to Make a Homemade Bubbler Pipe Out of a Pineapple
Maybe there’s a reason SpongeBob was always so cheerful–his pineapple house also makes a fantastic homemade bong.
To recreate the magic of Bikini Bottom, cut off the top of your pineapple and hollow out the center. Next, cut a hole down the side at an angle, filling it with a spare downstem and bowl from another bong before filling the pineapple with water. Inhale, and reflect on how Squidward had it all wrong.
Step 1: Cut the top off your pineapple (but don’t discard it – you’ll need the top later).
Step 2: Hollow out the center of your pineapple.
Step 3: Cut a hole at an angle in the side of your pineapple (a little less than halfway between the pineapple’s top and bottom).
Step 4: Place a spare bowl/stem from another bong in the hole you poked in the pineapple’s side.
Step 5: Fill your pineapple with water.
Step 6: Poke a hole in the pineapple top from which you’ll inhale and place the top back on the pineapple.
Step 7: Load your bowl and smoke.
